Yesterday afternoon, there was a hilarious segment on The Doctor Oz Show, that I watched about Urinary Tract Infections. I believe Dr. Oz said somebody had sent in a sign to him, which read, "My love burns 4 U more than a Urinary Tract Infection." It was something along those lines, when Dr. Oz held it up. Once I told my mother and grandmother about that crazy sign on his show, they laughed their asses off.
My grandmother even did a spit-take of her coffee from laughing. I didn't know that love could burn more than a UTI. I mean, damn!
I know what it's like for love to burn and ache, but NOT like a UTI. Jeez! That sounds like a really torturous love (if you ask me), especially when being likened to a Urinary Tract Infection.
That viewer's sign made me imagine a crazy dialogue for a movie, book, or a potential Comedy. Love burning more than a UTI sounds not only crazy and torturous, but also hilarious.
I didn't have a chance to listen to the entire segment because I was too busy laughing hysterically. Surprisingly, I didn't cry tears and burn calories from all the laughing I did yesterday. Hmmm... I better write that line down for a comedic dialogue.
Speaking of love burning, I began thinking about Black Rebel Motorcycle Club's (B.R.M.C.) old song, "Love Burns."
When I originally heard BRMC's song, "Love Burns," during the 2nd semester of my college freshman year, it was just before leaving MATC for UW-Parkside and Carthage Collge.
That was 6 months before I became a College Radio DJ/Hostess. Wow! Time sure did fly. Anyway, here's some B.R.M.C. with "Love Burns" minus the Urinary Tract Infection.
B.R.M.C. "Love Burns" (2002)
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